Tales of an Old Married Couple – #2

For twenty years, Husband and I have slept on the same of the bed. Even when we stay in a hotel, we sleep on the same side of the bed. While we were in Florida, the first night, Husband was working on one bed and I was on the other bed watching a movie…I was on Husband’s side of the bed. As it got late, I started to fall asleep and told him to sleep in the other bed. You would have thought I had asked him to pack his bags and leave! So, I told him he could come to the other bed, but he had to sleep on “my side.” It was the worst night! All night long, he kept pushing me out of bed as he attempted to move to his side of the bed…all while sleeping. At one point, I actually had my foot on the floor supporting me. In the morning, when my alarm rang, I reached for the side table and almost poked him in the eye. I, too, forgot what side of the bed I was on!